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Hamilton B**ch

November 27, 2009

So there’s the ad for the Hamilton Beach coffeemaker where the woman’s showing off to her mother-in-law, who says “My son doesn’t drink coffee!” “He does now,” she smugly replies.

Then they go the semi-opposite direction, with an ad for a  crock pot with a latching lid where the husband doesn’t want to put the crock pot in his new car to go to HIS mother-in-law’s house. His wife replies, “I’ll just invite Mom here,” and of course he then becomes enthusiastic about the crock pot.

I have to wonder if Hamilton Beach is limiting their audience with these commercials. I mean, the only people they’re appealing to is women who maybe have a few issues with their mothers-in-law (or their husbands) … oh, wait, never mind.

It was 150 years ago today …

November 24, 2009

How did I not know until this year that my birthday was also the birthday of “On the Origin of Species,” the coolest non-fiction book of the past 200 years or so?

It’s survived lots of attacks, including a recent one disguised as a book giveaway, and even though modern scientists know a lot more about evolution than Darwin did, nearly all of his original ideas have survived to hold a place in the foundations of modern evolutionary theory.

I remember the first time I saw the above diagram from “Origin of Species” (it was a slide in a talk by Niles Eldredge). “Oh my god, it’s a cladogram!” I said.

Favre mic’ed up

November 23, 2009

I was born and raised in Wisconsin, but this season I’m rooting for the Vikings. This is why. How can anybody not love this guy?

Sure, he’s caused some major headaches for lots of people because of the conflict between the part of him that knows he should quit while he’s still great and the (bigger) part of him that just loves to play the game of football. But seriously, how can you not love this guy?

CJR strikes again

November 21, 2009

This all-purpose newspaper memo from Columbia Journalism Review is a lot more lighthearted than the last thing from CJR I posted. It’s got “Mad Libs”-style, multiple options for various situations. I especially like this part:

Finally, the issue of copy editors.

It is true that as the right-sizing has gone forward over the last two years or so, a number of veteran copy editors were (reassigned to work on the publisher’s lakeside estate; exiled to strip-mall bureaus out where the buses don’t run; given MapQuest information for finding the community college).

We miss them and we honor their years of service.

Yes, we were upset when (First Lady Michelle Obama was misidentified as talk show host Tyra Banks; we reported that the administration is considering sending 40,000 combat troops to Albania; our daylight saving time “spring forward, fall back” clock thing was off by seven months).

(cartoon via Joe Vince)

Waiting for Godwin

November 19, 2009

Essay on Godwin’s Law — by Godwin   Commonly understood as “anyone who mentions Hitler or Nazis in an argument has lost the argument,” Godwin’s Law actually states that all online discussions tend inevitably toward a mention of Hitler and Nazis (a corollary says that once this happens, the discussion is effectively over).

But Mike Godwin says he coined the law specifically as an effort to counteract this tendency, by creating a disincentive to bring up Hitler or Nazis. And I can testify from my own experience that it works. I’ve reworded arguments to avoid Hitler, simply because I knew someone would “call Godwin” and declare that I’d rendered the discussion useless.

(cartoon via xkcd)

Back to School

November 16, 2009

Other than some on-the-job training, I haven’t been in a classroom since I was in college (at Wisconsin, whose campus is pictured in the “Back to School” clip I grabbed the pic from).

But now I’m in a program for training as a computer tech support specialist, which includes some Microsoft training in Word, Excel and PowerPoint that may also come in handy for editorial-type jobs.

Somehow, school seemed more fun when I was walking back to a dorm room at the end of the day rather than driving back to my house. Or maybe it’s just that Madison is more fun than Toms River, N.J. Or maybe that going to school when you’re 19 is more fun than when you’re forty-hm-hmm.

Reconstructing journalism

November 14, 2009

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The Reconstruction of American Journalism’s basic gist is that government and non-profits should fund journalism, rather than having news orgs be expected to be both effective and profitable.

Because, you know, there’s no way for corporate or political agendas to hide behind non-profits, right? And government funding won’t include any government interference, right?

(Wiley cartoon via With A Balloon)

Underthinking overthinking

November 12, 2009

monty_python_philosophers_songOne of my favorite intellectual-type blogs, 3 Quarks Daily, has a nice collection of short quotes on philosphy, from Jerry Fodor (“Philosophy is the cure for which there is no adequate disease”) to the always-prolific Unknown, whose c0ntributions rank right up there with Anonymous (“A Philosopher is someone who worries that what works in practice will not work in theory”) to H.L. Mencken (“Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible”).

Lady Gaga, pianist

November 10, 2009

lady_gaga_pianistHey kids, underestimating people is way uncool.

OK, she’s no Tim Minchin, but she’s a much better pianist than I’d expected, even after seeing her “SNL” medley.

More on Tim Minchin

November 8, 2009

Excerpt from an unwritten review of Tim Minchin: I’m not currently employed as a writer (or as anything else, for that matter), but on the off chance that I ever write a review of Tim Minchin’s “Darkside,” it will contain this paragraph:

“Both ‘Canvas Bags’ and ‘Peace Anthem for Palestine’ are one-joke songs, the one joke in the song being that there’s only one joke in the song, but they both serve as cautionary tales about the danger of seeking (or offering) overly simple solutions to overly complex problems. The message is, ‘if you actually hoped to find a solution to global warming (or the Israeli-Palestinian conflict) in this little song I wrote, then you’re just as stupid as this little song I wrote’ “