The Winter Olympics have lots of weird combinations of sports. There’s Nordic Combined, where athletes have to do ski jumping and then cross-country skiing. And there’s the Biathlon, where athletes strap on guns, go cross-country skiing, and then shoot at targets along the way.
I think we should have a Nordic Combined Skeet Triathlon — a ski-jump hill with a cross-country track at the bottom, and the guys on the track can shoot at the guys who are jumping. C’mon, admit it — you’d pay to watch that.